Thursday, December 6, 2012

WARNINGS


      LADIES TEN THINGS YOU MUST NOT DO INFRONT OF YOUR MAN.

1.
Fart in front of your man
      Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, first, check out the real meaning of the word ‘farting’ and then go and ask a man whom you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.
2. Eating too much.
 Try to control your eating habit when you are with your man. Do not be deceived with the fact that he loves you: he may give you red card because of your eating habit. I realize that ladies are recently becoming fans of food.

3.
Washing of your undies (panties)
Never wash your undies in presence of your man. Forget that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies. It is a big fallacy and please, washing of your undies front of your man makes him see you as a dirty and shameless element.

4.
Bad sitting habit (improper sitting)
This is very important to you ladies because some of you feel comfortable sitting anyhow in front of your man. You feel he is yours and he should see your laps, your pants etc since he is used to seeing them. But a typical man feels insecure when you do this in front of him: he feels you will also do it front of others. Men hates this, learn to sit properly in front of your man.

5.
Laughing excessively
Control the length you laugh in front of your man. When he is not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn't know when she populated: Too bad.

6.
Talking too much
We men have come to accept that women talk too much but we still hate it. Be moderate when talking in presence of your man. You may talk and win the award as the most expensive talkative when your man is not around.

7.
Talking dirty please.
 Have control of things you say in front of your man. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

8.
Drinking of alcohol.
 Though, not all men hate this attitude but most men do including me admin Moenkutty.

9.
Always watching movies
If you love to always watch movies, please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop that once your man is around. Give him total concentration if he is talking with you.

10.
Fighting
Never fight in front of your man: he may feel that one day you will fight his mother.

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IS THIS WRIGHT?

A boy was teaching mathematics to a girl... Boy kissed a girl, again kissed her and said this is ADDITION... Girl kissed her boy and said this is SUBSTRUCTION... Both of them kissed each other and said this is MULTIPLICATION... Suddenly girl's father came... He beaten boy and thrown his out of home and said this is DIVISION... Mmh?