FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP:

 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman you can trust & who would never lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with you.

5. It's absolutely fucking vital that these four women don't know each other......lmao