Nobody can act like me I can fall to pieces and make you believe almost anything. I'm the one stepping out and breaking all the rules (all alone) I'm gonna show everybody what I can do.
Old Trafford officials have met with the Dutch boss, who becomes a free agent in the summer
Old Trafford-bound? Louis van Gaal has been sounded out by United chiefs
Manchester United have met with Louis van Gaal amid increasing uncertainty over David Moyes' future.
Mirror Sport understands United representatives
- believed to include one of the Glazers - met with Holland coach van
Gaal at a secret location in Europe within the last 48 hours.
Reports from Holland last night claimed the meeting between van Gaal and United had taken place, with the Dutchman sounded out about the prospect of succeeding Moyes at Old Trafford.
Moyes
is under huge pressure after a disastrous first season at United and
former Ajax, Barcelona and Bayern Munich boss van Gaal is among the
leading candidates to succeed him should he be axed.
Van Gaal will
be a free agent after taking charge of Holland at this summer's World
Cup in Brazil and has already been approached by Tottenham about taking
over from current boss Tim Sherwood.
Spurs are said to be
frustrated with van Gaal's failure to agree a deal with them, but
United's interest would explain why the 62-year-old has been reluctant
to commit to the White Hart Lane job.
Van Gaal is said to be interested in the United job and keen to work at club level with Robin van Persie, with whom he enjoys an excellent relationship in the Holland set-up.
Moyes has endured a wretched first year since succeeding Sir Alex Ferguson, with United currently 17 points behind Premier League leaders Liverpool and their season all but over with a month to go.
Doubts: United have struggled in their transition to life under David Moyes this season
Wednesday's Champions League quarter-final defeat to Bayern
Munich ended any chance Moyes had of winning a trophy this season,
following United's exits from the FA Cup and Capital One Cup.
Despite
publicly insisting Moyes retains their backing, it is thought United's
alarming slump this season has made many within the club question
whether the 50-year-old is the right man to lead the club long term.
United
are currently in seventh spot in the Premier League, seven points
adrift of fourth-placed Arsenal, and facing the prospect of missing out
on the Champions League for the first time in 19 years.
Against
that backdrop and with a budget of £200million set aside this summer to
make United's squad competitive again, there are doubts over whether
Moyes is the man to oversee that rebuilding job.
United last night dismissed any link with Van Gaal, and insisted no such meeting had taken place with him.
With United planning a major overhaul of the squad this summer, here's who they could be signing - and who will be leaving.
LADIES TEN THINGS YOU MUST NOT DO INFRONT OF YOUR MAN.
1. Fart in front
of your man
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate
when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, first, check out the real
meaning of the word ‘farting’ and then go and ask a man whom you don't know to
tell you what he thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front of him.
2. Eating too much.
Try to control
your eating habit when you are with your man. Do not be deceived with the fact
that he loves you: he may give you red card because of your eating habit. I
realize that ladies are recently becoming fans of food.
3. Washing of your
undies (panties)
Never wash your undies in presence of your man. Forget
that popular slang which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even
wash your undies. It is a big fallacy and please, washing of your undies front
of your man makes him see you as a dirty and shameless element.
4. Bad sitting
habit (improper sitting)
This is very important to you ladies because some of you
feel comfortable sitting anyhow in front of your man. You feel he is yours and
he should see your laps, your pants etc since he is used to seeing them. But a
typical man feels insecure when you do this in front of him: he feels you will
also do it front of others. Men hates this, learn to sit properly in front of
your man.
5. Laughing
excessively
Control the length you laugh in front of your man. When
he is not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was
talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn't know when she
populated: Too bad.
6. Talking too
much
We men have come to accept that women talk too much but
we still hate it. Be moderate when talking in presence of your man. You may
talk and win the award as the most expensive talkative when your man is not
around.
7. Talking dirty
please.
Have control of
things you say in front of your man. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your
language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!
8. Drinking of
alcohol.
Though, not all
men hate this attitude but most men do including me admin Moenkutty.
9. Always watching
movies
If you love to always watch movies, please, for the sake of
not receiving any RED CARD, stop that once your man is around. Give him total
concentration if he is talking with you.
10. Fighting
Never fight in front of your man: he may feel that one
day you will fight his mother.
A boy was teaching mathematics to a girl... Boy kissed a girl, again kissed her and said this is ADDITION... Girl kissed her boy and said this is SUBSTRUCTION... Both of them kissed each other and said this is MULTIPLICATION... Suddenly girl's father came... He beaten boy and thrown his out of home and said this is DIVISION... Mmh?
